so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
