1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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