batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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