this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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