): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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