; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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