his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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