I bet he comes in French.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Randomize
