coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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