What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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