I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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