READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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