taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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