why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
