none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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