You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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