we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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