That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize