she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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