It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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