BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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