Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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