these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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