Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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