is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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