They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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