They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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