we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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