windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
