if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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