that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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