Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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