Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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