So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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