Got a toothbrush?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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