whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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