so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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