You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I had to cum in my sink.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
His nipple licking is glorious
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