i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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