If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
