apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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