Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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