sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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