"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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