I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
