if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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