I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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