So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Randomize
