he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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