Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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