When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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