I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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