As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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