How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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